17 Minutes (The Barrow Group)

The setting is a winter day in a small Ohio town.  The time is the present.  In Scott Organ’s new play, a question lingers.  Where did the time go?  17 Minutes reflects on an America that has tragically accepted a new normal.  There has been a school shooting.  Again.  Another larger question?  Who is to blame?

Virgil Morris (Brian Rojas), a plain clothes detective, is interviewing Sheriff’s Deputy Andy Rubens (Larry Mitchell).  How much do you know?  Andy is not sure what has happened since “you guys whisked me away so fast.”  This earnest protector has been working at this school for years.  A diligent lawman, he locks his gun in a safe every evening.  He only has one key.  His gun is regularly cleaned.  Every single day he checks the clip to make sure it is functioning.

On this particular day, he is standing outside by a door when he hears three bursts from an automatic rifle.  Then he hears three more bursts.  The time is 8:11 and students are in the building.  He radios in the emergency.  “There’s a shooter,” he says, and “I’m going in the south doors.”  Andy never goes through the door.  “The SWAT guys pulled me out of there before I got the chance.”

This interview is tense and concerning.  Andy does not yet know there are fatalities.  A serviceman who served in Iraq, he is well-trained for combat.  From the time of the call to the eye contact made with the SWAT team, seventeen minutes have passed.  What happened during that time?  Andy was assessing the situation.  Meanwhile, America’s new normal was in progress.

In a series of seven scenes which take place over a two month period, we observe the impact of these seventeen minutes.  The blur that Andy experienced.  His wife Samantha (DeAnna Lenhart) worries about him, their life and their future.  Harassing phone calls.  The threat of losing a job and a pension.  What happened during those seventeen minutes?

Andy meets with his partner Mary (Shannon Patterson).  She was also at the school that day.  Andy couldn’t tell where the shots were coming from.  Was it like Las Vegas?  From the roof?  What did Mary do, he asks.  She ran toward the sounds.  She disarmed the child and became a reluctant hero.  In other words, she did the job a school paid her to do.

17 Minutes gets behind the scenes of these stories to consider the aftermath of horrific events.  What does the father of the shooter respond when asked, “Why do you still live here?”  Michael Giese plays the role no one can imagine having to endure.  “Is there anything in this life I could have done differently?  That day?  And the answer is, of course, yes.”

The play’s finest scene takes place while a memorial is being held.  Cecilia (Lee Brock) is pissed and wrecked.  She asks the questions we all do.  Her proximity and personal trauma, however, is much more raw than the rest of us.  Who is to blame?  The school system?  The shooter? The parents?  The government? The founding fathers?  Andy?

Seth Barrish’s direction is nicely paced to allow the contemplative nature of this play emerge.  The poignancy feels real.  How do we all come to terms with these commonplace American occurrences?  “How could there be meaning in one child gunning down dozens of kids?”

Scott Organ’s 17 Minutes is well-staged and performed.  Larry Mitchell effectively plays Andy as an everyman and a nobody.  We are asked to put ourselves in his shoes.  They are uncomfortable.  Ms. Patterson and Ms. Brock shine in their portrayals of Andy’s partner and Cecilia, a mom.  There is a fortress of strength in these women that is admirable.  Behind the gates, there is also heartbreaking reality and exhausting resignation.  That’s completely recognizable as our America today.  17 Minutes is a fine addition to our national dialogue about our country’s abject failure of courage.

17 Minutes is running at The Barrow Group until February 15, 2020.

www.barrowgroup.org

Soul Survivor (Hiraeth Theatre Company)

Lisa (Anna Stefanic) opens the door to her home and switches on the light.  A naked man is sprawled out on the floor with food.  He “bellows a pained roar.”  She shrieks, fumbles her groceries and quickly douses the offending brightness.  When she turns the light back on, a paper shopping bag has been placed on the man’s head.  “God damn it, Davey” she says.  The damnation of that moment will carry through the very funny Soul Survivor.

Why is Lisa’s brother Dave naked?  “My clothes were fire ants.”  He is obviously strung out on something.  His sister may be used to taking care of him but this time survival is going to be much more challenging.  “They’re coming tonight.  Coming for us,” Dave warns ominously.  Turns out brother Dave (TJ Vinsavich) has sold his own and also Lisas soul to the devil.  Ding dong, the doorbell rings.  “Hi, we’re here to take your souls.”

From the start, playwright Dante Piro takes the form of a modern but eccentric Charon ferrying his victims across the river Styx.  This journey, however, is anything but gloomy.  Soul Survivor is a broad comedy which piles on one ludicrous scene after another.  Amazingly, the boat never capsizes despite the increasing burden of topping the previous segment.  The plot is soundly structured but the goofy shenanigans played for laughs are the reason to climb on board this raucous trip to hell.

Liriel and Sable are the Soul Collectors who ring the doorbell before busting in to collect what is due.  These ladies are fairly new at their job and not completely effective.  The plot dynamics continue.  Dave cannot find his sister’s soul.  Where did he put it?  How was he able to sell her soul anyway?  She made him a mix CD when they were younger.  Lisa put her heart and soul into creating “Davie’s Rockin’ B-Day Jamz.”  There’s a lot of Fugees in that mix.  “Fugees rule.”  Lisa’s been wandering around soulless ever since.

Meanwhile, Kyle from hell is checking in on the soul collectors who are taking too much time completing their mission.  Lisa is working hard to distract them.  The demons are introduced to the wonder that is vodka.  “Wowza” is the reaction.  There’s nothing like that down in hell.  They only drink “pus, acid, bees if you’re lucky.”  The dialogue is quick and sharp but also silly and ridiculous.  That’s the formula for laughs here.

Will Lisa and Dave be escorted to hell or can they find a loophole in the signed contract?  Thank goodness Lisa’s earnestly nice boyfriend Owen (Mark Weatherup Jr.) comes into the picture to help.  “I’m a paralegal, babe.  This is the only time I’m cool.”  Chandler Matkins makes a spirited entrance as Teddy who suspects the demons from hell are incompetent.

The laughter never flags but if you look closely, themes bubble under the surface.  The importance of familial bonds.  The incompetence of big bumbling bureaucracies.  How your life choices will be weighed when you are gone.  Why scissors are useful but potentially dangerous weapons.

Energetically directed by Molly Brown, this inspired buffoonery consistently delivers on its humorous premise.  The cast is uniformly excellent.  If your soul is going to be condemned, the journey to Hades will be a helluva lot more fun with soul collectors Aleigha K. Spinks and, especially, Samantha Nugent as your guides.

Need a recipe to shake off some of the winter blues?  The cold?  Take a trip to hell via Soul Survivor.  It’s notoriously warm there, and full of piss and vinegar.  Laughs are guaranteed.

Soul Survivor is running at The Players Theatre in Greenwich Village until February 2, 2020.

www.theplayerstheatre.com

www.hiraeththeatre.com

Cezary Goes to War (La Mama)

Cezary Tomaszewski has created a “musically-driven queer fantasia” exposing the dangers of masculinity, nationalism and the culture of war.  La Mama is presenting the U.S. premiere of Cezary Goes to War in conjunction with the Polish Cultural Institute and Komuna//Warszawa, an independent avant-garde theater.  This work will be appreciated by theatergoers who enjoy a refreshing splash of humor mixed into their subversive societal commentary.

Poland’s military draft and its archaic system of male classification is the ripe target which is mercilessly skewered here.  Mr. Tomaszewski uses his personal experiences with the military draft to poke fun using music, text and dance.  Four men and one woman (the pianist) enter a locker room.  The classification begins in Polish with English surtitles.

Category A is a male of impeccable physical condition, height over five foot nine with a harmonious body build.  More specifics?  The perimeter of the shoulder when the bicep is tense should exceed the perimeter of the straightened forearm at its thickest point by 20%.  There are other measurements elaborated upon.   Lastly, no disfiguring tattoos.

Down the category list we travel until reaching the bottom letter E.  “Male, posture defective to a degree detrimental to body function.”  Diseases and deficiencies that qualify include extra ribs, crossed eyes, tongue deformity leading to speech impediment and, of course, androgyny.  The lists, especially for E, are quite funny and wittily presented.

Wearing aerobic gym clothes, the men will perform choreography inspired by army drills and calisthenics.  The routines are a workout and the men are sweaty by the end of the performance.  The vignettes include song and dance numbers composed by Stanislaw Moniuszko (the father of Polish National Opera) and also by Händel, Debussy and Shostakovitch.  The staging and use of a single piano reminded me of a school auditorium environment from my youth.

The routines continue and the critique of military recruitment is broadened to a more general commentary of definitions of manliness and the male identity.  In one section a sequence is repeated.  Each performer showcases a unique personality.  The smirks are revealing.  Some of these young men might be in the Category E classification!

These personal observations expand into a sharp criticism of national pride and machismo without ever losing the jocularity of the piece.  Mr. Tomaszewski’s direction is very effective at sustaining a playful tone.  As a result, the material is cleverly entertaining while ridiculing long-held belief systems.

A song is sung which translates as follows:  “When the sun is up/ when my helmet says good morning/ when my sword rattles in hand/ when I hear the horse’s neighing/ when the bugle calls/ oh! how happy he who these sounds and pleasures knows!”  The glories and memories of knighthood do not reflect any grim horrors of war.  The cast sings a lyric from Pink Floyd to punctuate the theme.  “So you think you could tell, heaven from hell?”

There is a loose story arc in Cezary Goes to War whereby Cezary applies to the Draft Board for a reevaluation of his classification.  All four dancers seem to represent Cezary or several variations of the artistic male.  The performances are energetic and communicative.  Their eyes knowingly wink at the humor and hypocrisy of a world which refuses to eliminate categorical boxes.

Early on, one says, “My name is Cezary Tomaszewski and I am musically gifted.”  This show satirizes the male gender stereotype by means of a slyly subversive amusement.  What clearly emerges is a celebration of the variants which make artistic expressions such as this one come to life.

Cezary Goes to War is being performed at La Mama Experimental Theatre Club through January 19, 2020.

www.lamama.org

Or, An Astronaut Play (The Tank)

Or is a conjunction used to link alternatives.  Life is a conundrum which offers no definitive paths or guarantees of fulfillment.  That is the territory explored in Johnny G. Lloyd’s cleverly shaded Or, An Astronaut Play.  An individual can choose to be a teacher or a doctor.  A policeman or a politician.  The odds of success for achieving those dreams are varied depending on station or circumstance or even dumb luck.  This play is about how life works, or is supposed to work, or doesn’t.  Or, maybe it’s really just an astronaut play.

Tom (Harrison Unger) is the stereotypical embodiment of the straight, white American male.  He’s obviously not the brightest bulb but he is getting a promotion at work.  He shares a cubicle at SnackyCakes with his live-in girlfriend Claire (Tay Bass).  When the play opens, he is taking a quiz online.  Claire comments, “people still do those?”  After answering some basic questions such as picking a favorite color, Tom gets his answer.  His recommended career is astronaut.

“That’s big news, isn’t it?”  Tom believes the choice of astronaut makes sense as “I always liked space movies.”  Instead of going to work, he enrolls in astronaut school.  He meets Daria (Caturah Brown), an intense, focused student who is black.  She works in the Admissions office to pay her tuition.  She has been dreaming of becoming an astronaut for twenty years.

Claire is very upset about Tom’s spontaneous new direction but decides to follow his pursuit.  She’s clearly not sure what path her life should take but strongly desires human connections.  What will happen to their relationship if they are sent on separate missions?  The fourth member of this class is Paul (Jonathan Cruz).  He is self-defined as a hobbyist and a dabbler.  Is his passion to travel to outer space more or less committed than his time doing origami?

Unfortunately for the trainees, the school is downsizing and only one candidate will be chosen for a mission ranging from five to one hundred years.  Will Daria, clearly the intellectual standout, fulfill her childhood ambition?  Will Paul finally proceed down a solid path forward.  Does Claire want to be an astronaut or just gaze at the pretty stars?

Tom knows that there are “twenty, or thirty, different things I could do.”  A good looking young white man with inborn expectations of success can “literally do anything.”  So why pick astronaut?  “This is the first thing that chose me.  That’s how life works, right?”  While this play is nominally about a space race, larger questions about life, fairness, ambiguity and privilege orbit around these characters.

What makes Or, An Astronaut Play so intriguing is its tone and structure.  The lightness of the dialogue suggests a witty little trifle filled with dashes of absurdism.  The themes are not heavy handed but instead float in the vast void for the listener to absorb.  Asked but not answered:  “when you’re adrift how will you pretend everything is ok?”

Izmir Ickbal’s effective and sleekly science fictional set design and Bailey Costa’s lighting design nicely frame this story and its various locations.  As directed by William Steinberger, the clear use and movement of four chairs makes the many scene changes transition smoothly.  All four actors deliver fine performances.  Each evolves quickly and often in a quirky manner.  The tone is consistent – funny and thoughtful – with an underlying punch of knowledge gained through life experience.  Twenty somethings realizing there is no one path in life.  Is there any path?  How your brain manages that crisis of information may determine happiness and, or, fulfillment.

In our universe, there seems to be more than adequate space for us all.  In the crowded gamble that is life on Earth, the competition is harsher, or, perhaps, systemically rigged.  Mr. Lloyd’s play is enjoyable to follow from the fun asides to the more serious observations.  The tone is neither too jokey nor too serious.  Balanced like life, I guess.  Adding in an excellent ending, Or, An Astronaut Play is a Venus-sized theatrical piece which provides Jupiter-sized pleasure.

Or, An Astronaut Play will be performed at The Tank through January 26, 2020.  Patrons are strongly advised to dress lightly as the small theater can get very, very warm.  A coat check is provided and highly recommended.

www.thetanknyc.org

Fear in the Western World (Target Margin Theater)

Gun violence is the focus in the wildly experimental digital puppetry show, Fear in the Western World.  A couple and their daughter are looking for a new home.  They find one in Nesthaven, a gated community.  There are lots of problems outside.  A community website posts about the dangers.  At one point, we hear they’ve “got to build taller fences around Nesthaven.”

David Commander and Rob Ramirez have created this surrealistic horror movie laced with dark sarcasm, bizarre humor, American cultural references and nods to Greek mythology.  Three screens are used to project the puppet action being performed.  At first, they reflect the homes of the community.  The audience is then taken for a deep dive into the depths of this home and the darkness which lies within.

The time period is not firmly established (which may be intentional).  The home contains an amusing vending machine which shows digital images of both food and guns.  Many different guns are pictured as commentary on our society.  An odd scene transpires where food is belched out of the machine and consumed.  Images of Alex Jones and Info Wars are projected.  Through a pair of dahlia-covered glasses, the gardens look beautiful.  Looking outside the windows, however, suggests a bleak and gray landscape.  Is this a near future like tomorrow or a hundred years from now?

Daughter Missy is in trouble.  An intruder is in the house.  Dad grabs his gun and shoots.  Missy get shot.  Her worry?  “Is Dad mad at me?”  I assumed that was for being shot accidentally.  What is in this house, anyway?  The family decides to explore the eerie catacombs to find out.

The design of this show is very interesting.  The puppets are bodies with cell phone faces.  The actors use handheld devices to make their mouths move as lines are recited.  Small cameras project the action onto the large screens from small sets and props.  The set pieces are manually adjusted by the performers to dismantle rooms to make hallways which move the plot along.  The lighting design (Takaaki Ando) of the catacombs was particularly effective.

David Commander has written and directed Fear in the Western World.  He is also one of the three performers, along with Maria Camia and a drolly hilarious Nikki Calonge as the wife.  The three have a lot of physical work to do in addition to storytelling.  That gets in the way of continuity somewhat – a few extra hands moving walls might make scene changes less frantic.

There is an impressive amount of digital technology on display.  While the show is experimental and somewhat clunky in execution, the elements assembled suggest what futuristic theatrical presentations may become.  For Fear in the Western World to achieve its ambitious goals, however, the more mundane task of telling a story needs clarity and focus.

Too many disparate ideas are tossed into this one hour show.  A self-described “loose adaptation” of Phineas from Greek mythology appears and says, “God blinded me and made me homeless.”  Dad notes, “lucky for you, I’m a good guy with a gun.”  Trayvon Martin and other gun violence victim names are tossed into the atmosphere.  Marauding birds appear.  Everything comes together as a slapdash entertainment.

Immediate Medium produced this piece.  They describe themselves as “an anti-disciplinary artist collective committed to the creation of works that challenge formal distinctions between performance, dance, film and visual art.”  Co-presented by the Exponential Festival, the participants in this multi-artist, multi-venue January festival are committed to “ecstatic creativity in the face of commercialism.”

Creativity abounds in this production of Fear in the Western World.  A tighter grip on storytelling might make the show more commercial but, then again, it also might make it more enjoyable.

Fear in the Western World will be performed through January 19, 2020 at the Target Margin Theater in Sunset Park, Brooklyn.

www.targetmargin.org

UP CLOSE Festival (New Ohio Theatre)

An Archive Apprentice directs you to a door.  A special knock and Pizza Rat appears.  As you descend the stairs, a scientist is listening to the wall through a metal can.  We will find out about that later.  A few instructions are provided (please add one about the uneven floor).  The small group enters a 360° immersive environment.  The UP CLOSE Festival encourages interaction and participation for its target audience, namely five year old children and up.

The start of this entertainment is slow and people mill about noticeably confused as to where to go and what to do.  There are cast members who communicate ideas such as separating sound bottles into categories which are good and bad.  There is a chessboard on the floor.  Bodega Cat is teaching the game of dominoes.  In the performance I attended, the adult to children ratio was not ideal so the awkwardness loomed large.

After an excessive amount of time, Pizza Rat (Marisol Rosa-Shapiro, delightful) introduces herself and welcomes everyone to the Ark.  The New Ohio Theatre is housed in a building which had previously been an archive.  “Memories of old New York live in here.”  Those thoughts, she informs, live in artifacts, walls and the magic that each of us brings.

In its second year, the idea for the festival is to bring the spirit of famed Greenwich Village activist Jane Jacobs to the theater.  (She led the fight to save Washington Square Park amidst a proposed superhighway development.  Her history should have been further explained if she is the inspirational centerpiece of this exercise.) The structure of this production is designed to present short form, immersive works which honor the neighborhood’s past.  The results are decidedly mixed.

Sanctuary/Garden begins as a sit down circle reminiscent of a kindergarten classroom.  The storytelling begins with tales of the Lenape natives who populated this area.  Three volunteers will stand and pretend to be corn, squash and beans.  A tree “sees” the changes in the city over the years.  This massive development is shown via a paper puppet projection.  All of a sudden it’s 1987,  people are getting sick and we don’t know why.

This section has a feeling reminiscent of the old television series, The Magic Garden.  Concepts are very basic and quickly presented.  The ideal target age seems less than five.  Then the AIDS crisis is referenced which surely is part of the neighborhood’s history.  With no context or elaboration, that tidbit likely flies over the children’s heads and the next short vignette begins.  Why was it mentioned?

219 Thompson Street is based on a locally famous chess war.  Two owners had competing stores across the street from the other.  One was a former protege. Then, all of a sudden, Sylvia Rivera, the founding member of the Gay Liberation Front is referenced in passing.  Why?  Volunteers in hats demonstrate chess moves.  The performers in this section were fun and over-the-top in their boisterousness.  Their efforts did not hide, however, that it was hard to discern the story being told and, more importantly, why it was told.

The most successful short work is the final piece, The Society of Historic Sonic Happenings written and directed by Adrienne Kapstein.  Until 1966, the experimental wing of Bell Labs was generating ideas in a building nearby.  Five scientists dedicated to lost, hidden and forgotten sounds take us through a journey to “hear” the neighborhood’s past.  This section is a nicely orchestrated combination of whimsical and focused.

Five performers introduce the sound capturing concepts and the immersive (and enjoyable) game we are about to play.  Each of them created individual characters and personalities.  I was happily assigned to Theo’s group.  Akash Seeramreddi gleefully portrayed the over-excited intern type and was quite fun with his unbridled enthusiasm.  Many adults do not participate as small groups play the game.  I understand this show is designed for kids but some interaction with that large, discarded group seems necessary.

Finally, Pizza Rat gets everyone back together again.  We are asked to name our favorite pizza.  A woman near me yelled, “Hawaiian.”  A cast member remarked, “that’s the one with pineapple,” and noted, “that’s a bit controversial.”  I laughed.  The UP CLOSE Festival could use more moments like that little surprise to be engaging.

The idea to celebrate a neighborhood’s fascinating and colorful past is a great one.  Oral traditions and interactive storytelling can be informative and instructive.  At one point a scientist tells us that the Bell Labs team invented transistors.  No explanation is provided.  In a show designed for children, too many historical factoids zing past.  In its execution, the thematic purpose of this show is too muddled to be recommended.

The UP CLOSE Festival will be performed at the New Ohio Theater through January 4, 2019.

www.newohiotheatre.org

Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol – A Play With Music

My fourth trip this month to the world of Ebenezer Scrooge shows just how monumentally important this story is to our culture.  Sure, How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer are indelible holiday entertainments.  On a more human scale, however, this morality tale resonates powerfully when read or given a fine production.  Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol – A Play With Music is a stunning achievement which masterfully makes the author’s words come to vivid life.

This show is being performed on a tour of historical landmarks.  The performance I saw was held at the Al Hirschfeld Gallery in the Mansion/Museum owned by Margo Feiden.  An optional buffet dinner complete with delicious mince pies preceded the show.  Exploring this historic house built in 1845 was a special treat filled with Mr. Hirschfeld’s wonderful works of art.

The setting was the house’s ballroom added in 1899.  Ms. Feiden introduced the play and the performers in her home.  She imagined that when Mr. Dickens visited New York, he  likely would have stopped into this prominent household.  He did indeed make a second trip to New York City in 1868.  That is an interesting ghost story to accompany a famous ghost story.

Jeffries Thaiss and Eric Scott Anthony co-conceived and wrote this version.  Mr. Thaiss plays The Actor and Mr. Anthony is The Musician.  The presentation is a 75 minute two man show.  The feeling is one of a book blossoming into three dimensional life.  Words are faithful to Dickens’ text.  Scenes which do not appear in typical productions here provide memorable moments.

One such scene is where Scrooge visits a ship with the Ghost of Christmas Present.  Two bar stool type chairs represent the entire set.  When Scrooge is floating above the sailors, Mr. Thaiss places the two chairs together and stands high on them.  The visual, combined with the prose, is transporting.  This is A Christmas Carol performed with the words as the star and The Actor as the brilliant communicator.

Mr. Thaiss plays every part in this show.  His many voices and facial manipulations make each characterization clear.  He flips from stool to stool when in conversation.  Does he believe that his former business partner really came to visit him from the afterlife?  After all, Scrooge says, “you may be an undigested piece of beef,” a classic quote from the original tale.

In his performance, I saw Zachary Quinto, David Bowie and also a close friend of mine which enhanced my enjoyment of Mr. Thaiss’ exceptional physicality and, importantly, his ability to capture my attention.  Having seen this tale four times this month, I was concerned about repetition.  This one was the most complete version.  Furthermore, I appreciated the included section about social injustice describing the boy’s ignorance and the girl’s want.  Sitting in a mansion with less than twenty people nicely punctuated that particular moment.

Mr. Anthony ably supported this performance as The Musician.  He strums the guitar adding a score to the storytelling.  He makes terrific sound effects to embellish the action.  There is a playfulness between these two performers that keeps the mood light and fun.  He also adds Christmas carols to the show.  At one point, he sings “Oh Holy Night.”  The rendition is beautiful.

When I was listening to that song sitting comfortably on a couch in a historical Greenwich Village mansion, I heard the last line as if for the first time.  “Oh night divine!”  This version of A Christmas Carol is well worth seeking out.  Scrooge asks the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, “Why show me this if I’m past all hope?”   Because we all need a little reminder now and again about goodness, generosity and the true spirit of Christmas in this crazy world in which we live.

The next two performances of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol – A Play With Music will be performed on December 29th in an 1837 Greek revival building on Staten Island.

www.achristmascarolplaywithmusic.com

A Christmas Carol, Oy! Hanukkah, Merry Kwanzaa, Happy Ramadan (CAMT)

If you’ve seen Drunk History on television you will understand the vibe of this show.  Imagine you have an elderly uncle who is of Czech descent.  He has a marvelous collection of marionettes.  After a few shots of Becherovka he invites the family down into the basement for an impromptu retelling (and updating) of a Christmas classic.  That is the best way to describe A Christmas Carol, Oy! Hanukkah, Merry Kwanzaa, Happy Ramadan.

I visited Prague in 2018 and saw Don Giovanni at the National Marionette Theatre.  The art form is centuries old.  As the program notes, the typical puppeteering family owned a portable theater including a stage and about twenty marionettes.  The four primary backdrops would be a room, a village, a royal castle and a forest.  They would transport these materials from one venue to the next on wheelbarrow.  Seeing a live version of this history is certainly fascinating to experience.

One performer would produce all of the voices and be the main puppet operator.  That is the format followed in this production.  Vít Horejš founded the Czechoslovak-American Marionette Theatre in 1990 using two-century old puppets which he found in the Jan Hus Church on East 74th Street.  For the Bob Cratchit character, he uses a puppet from his mother’s identical set that he played with as a child.  The backstory of this production is rich with memories of Old World traditions.

As the title suggests, however, New World inclusiveness is the attempted update in this holiday offering.  Lyrics in the opening song, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” are rewritten to celebrate other faiths and cultures.  The idea of opening up Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol to be religiously diverse is inspired.  Mr. Horejš even makes jokes about his update.  During a dreidel scene he remarks “you have to save that multi-cultural holiday stuff” for”centuries later.”

Tongue in cheek line deliveries and self-aware humor fill this show winningly.  Scrooge’s nephew Fred is wearing a fashionable outfit and repeatedly proclaims, “don’t you just love it?”  Marley is represented by a cleverly designed chain puppet.  During an interchange with Scrooge, he admonishes “I didn’t come from the grave to argue over tenses.”

The marionettes are made by Miloš Kasal, Václav Krcál and “unknown Czech folk artists.”  As a result, certain cast members fill in as best they can.  Twins in the Cratchit house have beards.  Their mother tells them to take them off.  “We can’t,” they say, since they are made out of porcelain.  Good spirited quirkiness is evident throughout the show.

Politics play a role as well.  Dickens’ tale is famously reflective about the society he observed.  Today, Mr. Horejš notes, “being poor is not ‘in’ anymore.”  He elaborates: “what’s wrong with bundling up some subprime mortgages?”  Or “building hotels and casinos and defaulting on the loans?”  Bah Humbug!

The idea for this show is terrific but the execution is wanting.  Two women assist filling in the gaps with holiday songs sung in Czech, English, Hebrew, Slovak, Spanish and Swahili.  Valois Mickens and Katarina Vizina are fun sidekicks.  Everything moves too slowly, however, from set changes to dialogue.  Admiration falls by the wayside and the experience becomes a bit of a slog to endure.

In the basement space of Theater for the New City, there is a strong sense of being with your Czech uncle on Christmas Eve.  He brings out his toys and ad libs this renowned story.  Since your family is now more diverse, he throws in other references to be more inclusive.  Hanukkah is far more represented, however, than Kwanzaa and Ramadan, despite relatively equal billing in the title.  This inexpensive and unique diversion will definitely take you back in time to a theatrical history that is remarkably still alive.

A Christmas Carol, Oy! Hanukkah, Merry Kwanzaa, Happy Ramandan will be performed at the Theater for the New City until January 5, 2020.

www.theaterforthenewcity.net

www.czechmarionettes.org

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All I Want For Christmas is Attention

BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon are two personalities who emerged from the Ru Paul’s Drag Race juggernaut.  Jinkx was the winner of season five.  DeLa is the only performer to have won five maxi challenges in a single season and also to have won Snatch Game twice.  If you know what that means, those are significant accomplishments.  If you don’t, it probably sounds idiotic.  It is – in the best way – which is why the Emmy Awards are piling up.  This holiday season they are touring in All I Want For Christmas is Attention.

As they will inform, “everyone is traumatized by Christmas.”  In this singing, dancing, comedy burlesque, these two very talented performers will focus on the negative about Christmas “rather than the fictitious.”  They ask serious questions such as “what the hell is wassailing?”  Both are very funny and the many costumes are sparkling or witty, or both.

The persona of Jinkx Monsoon is that of a substance addled boozer.  From a poor background, Christmas was never the one she saw on television.  They take Lorde’s song “Royal” and turn it into “Spoiled” to express their frustrations.  Jinkx’s grandmother passed down a recipe which “wound up being the number for the local Domino’s.”

At the other end of the spectrum is the self-described “terminally delightful” BenDeLaCreme.  In an interview, Benjamin Putnam said that he considers drag to be “an inherently political act.”  He views it as an opportunity to encourage people to think about complex issues related to gender and sexuality through humor and theater.  Adding religion to that outlook is the concoction these two co-creators have put into the punch bowl.

BenDeLa holds a glass and sings “when you wish upon a nog.”  The eggnog becomes the vehicle by which his dead Nana communicates from the beyond.  His childhood Christmas memories are happier ones than those of Jinkx.  In one of a number of well-done video clips, DeLa sits in front of a fireplace and shares her ideas for “festitaining.”

In the best drag shows, edgier fare shines brightest.  There is some mild blue humor sprinkled in for giggles.  Regarding Pfferernusse: “you can really taste the P.”  Neither performer’s character is too raunchy though.  The humor is much smarter than that.  When DeLa tells the story of Jesus, he starts with “Mary was just virgining around.”  She postulates the immaculate conception as potentially predatory by God.  What holiday song best fits this interpretation?  “Mary, it’s Cold Outside” is the hilarious answer.

Both make a few points about our culture of Christmas and the excess of consumption.  “Let’s not kill the Earth to celebrate Christ.”  I had forgotten that the classic holiday film White Christmas contained a Minstrel Show.  With their tongues planted firmly in cheek, a theory emerges.  Could it be that every religion is a cult?

The joyously silly All I Want for Christmas is Attention is a deftly conceived and professionally executed entertainment.  This show is for people who can embrace the spirit, see the hypocrisy and have a sense of humor.  If you are game, “cross your chest” and “shake your hips” because “everybody’s doing the Nativity Twist.”

All I Want For Christmas is running is various cities through December 29, 2019.

www.jinkxanddela.com

Where Are We Now (La Mama)

Fans of David Bowie’s music – and especially his lyrics – should immediately stop reading this review and book tickets to see the very limited run of Where Are We Now.  Then come back and continuing reading!  With a $26 top ticket price, this is one of the greatest cabaret values in New York City.  The version of “Heroes” is musically gorgeous and absolutely unforgettable.  I would argue the best one ever.  I would be right.

In the basement space of La Mama, Sven Ratzke performs two hours of music from the Bowie catalog.  In between numbers he tells stories, makes jokes and pulls his audience into his orbit.  He enters wearing a blue jacket with hilariously exaggerated shoulder pads and large boots.  Everything about his look and his performance, however, screams homage rather than caricature.

Mr. Ratzke remarks that the one thing he and his audience have in common is a memory of this unique and remarkable artist.  For him, David Bowie gave us “a key to a big house at the end of a street.”  Exploring each room leads to another song in another world.  Why not open the show with “The Man Who Sold the World?”

Charming is the word which best describes this performer.  He informs us that he is one-half German and one-half Dutch.  That dichotomy leads to one side yelling “where are the drugs?” and the other side responding “nein! nein! nein!”  Directed by Dirk Groeneveld, the show is well paced.  The enjoyable storytelling and relaxed atmosphere is interspersed with one musical high point after another.

The marvelous Christian Pabst accompanies Mr. Ratzke on a grand piano.  This show is intimate and reflective, funny and seriously thoughtful.  The music is simply exquisite and beautiful in its simplicity.  You can hear David Bowie in the performance but it is not mimicry.  It’s adulation.  The lyrics shine brightly and the piano becomes a perfect vehicle to reconsider these classic songs.  There is a nice mix of later career radio standards and early developmental quirkiness.

“Jean Genie” has never been a favorite song of mine.  This version adds piano solos and riffing.  The tune becomes yet another stand out so that it is very difficult to decide which is the best moment in this melodic waterfall of excellence.  “Ashes to Ashes” perhaps?

Thierry Mugler and Armin van Zutphen designed the witty and colorful costumes with shoes by Jan Jansen.  Mr. Ratzke has an imposing stage presence.  He is a space oddity with his elaborately styled mane of hair.  The impressively restrained lighting design enhances this show considerably.  I found the evening to be as magical as it is nostalgic.

In an encore at the end of the Where Are We Now, Mr. Ratzke will ask “Is There Life on Mars?”  He sings about the film being a saddening bore.  This show is anything but that.  If you are unable to catch this extraordinarily conceived and performed entertainment this week, he will be back in May at Joe’s Pub.  Don’t commit a “Rock’n Roll Suicide” and miss this opportunity to slow down and listen.  Expressive lyricism and wistful introspection await the lucky theatergoer.

Where We Are now is being performed in The Downstairs at La Mama through December 21, 2019.

www.lamama.org