Moon Glo & Reverie (NC State University)

2023 National Women’s Theatre Festival (Part 2)

The mission of the National Women’s Theatre Festival is to create, produce, and promote extraordinary theatre by women and artists of all underrepresented genders with the ultimate goal of 100% parity in the US theatre industry. They gather artists from North Carolina and across the nation at their annual festival, helping to create a pipeline of extraordinary talent that will revolutionize theatre as we know it.

Moon Glo

Having recently admitted out loud that I’ve just finished my first play at age 61, I was keenly interested in checking out Moon Glo.  This script in development has been penned by 94 year old retired drama professor Patsy Clarke.  The adage “write what you know” rings loudly here as the characters are her current peers.

Barbara is struggling with her new situation.  After rehabilitation following a fall, she has been “put somewhere”.  She refers to the Morningside nursing home as Moon Glo.  “You can almost see but not quite”.  “You can almost take care of yourself but not quite”.  The language is evocative.

The group meets for dinner every day.  The quibbles are routine and repeated lending an ear of authenticity while also providing multiple laughs about mandarin oranges.  Serious issues such as dementia and Parkinson’s pepper these conversations.

Ms. Clarke has her character ask, “Do you think there’s any benefit talking about the mysteries of life?”  After watching this nicely performed play, the answer should be yes.  There are many people who would benefit considering how these women process past glories alongside the hard realizations of the inevitable approaching.

Extra kudos for the gorgeous monologue about Pockets the Clown and a momentary ray of sunshine from the wailing banshee.  Barbara asks “Is there something beyond this life?”  None of us know, indeed.  Because we are still living, however, we can certainly experience all of it from start to finish if we are able and choose to do so.

Reverie

From 94 years old to the bright young age of 7, this next show at WTF is an original musical by Ashley Cooper.  The definition of reverie is being pleasantly lost in one’s thoughts.  Daydreams feature prominently in this piece but there is also a palpable sense of grief and loss.

Genevieve is a smart, happy young girl.  She and two friends open the show making up a song about Summertime.  The mood is free spirited fun, filled with giggles and creative expression.  When she arrives home we learn that her father is in “a healing place”.  She misses him badly.  Her 17 year old brother Gerald spills the beans that their father is dead.

Mom was in the business of protecting her too young daughter from facing this fairly recent tragedy.  What follows is a study of the mental strain in processing an enormous emotional trauma.  Genevieve begins obsessing on the captured cell phone memories with her Dad.  The proximity to realness is heartwarming in its display of paternal love.  These imaginary escapes become an outlet with both positive and negative aspects.

The book effectively conjures a world of this age group from preadolescent worries to classroom anxieties.  Everyone seems realistic due to good performances.  Details are a major plus such as the reference to Daddy’s “cocoa slides”.  Imagery evokes a strong connection to closeknit relationships.  Even more added color would pull these emotional souls into three dimensional depth.

Reverie feels more like a play with music than a musical.  That may be because the storyline is such a serious exploration of what a tragic moment would mean to someone so very young.  I was also forced to imagine (at a much older age) what it would be like to experience Genevieve’s grief with always available text messages, photos and videos at my fingertips.  Reverie contains important dialogue about mental health and is impressively nuanced to reach a vulnerable age group.

The 8th Annual WTF is running from June 22 through July 1, 2023 at North Carolina State University’s Frank Thompson Hall.  Many performances are available online via livestream or prerecorded video.

www.womenstheatrefestival.com

No More Flowers & Californio (NC State University)

2023 National Women’s Theatre Festival (Part 1)

The mission of the National Women’s Theatre Festival is to create, produce, and promote extraordinary theatre by women and artists of all underrepresented genders with the ultimate goal of 100% parity in the US theatre industry. They gather artists from North Carolina and across the nation at their annual festival, helping to create a pipeline of extraordinary talent that will revolutionize theatre as we know it.

No More Flowers

Is a flower just a flower?  “You be the judge”.  This short film presented like a Zoom interaction imagines Georgia O’Keefe’s painting studio.  Sigmund Freud pops in to psychoanalyze.  After all, he states, an artist’s neuroses can be identified in their work.

One sees sublimated sexual desire.  The other likes the color purple.  The man sees a war between the subconscious and the conscious.  Repressed desires are expressed by the fragrant illusions of female genitalia.  Having a baby takes the place of a woman’s desire for a penis.

The sparring goes back and forth.  As do the Freudian interpretations of this artist’s motivations.  My favorite observation occurs nears the end about Vincent Van Gogh.  This feels on point:  “no one suggested he was painting a series of vaginas”.  Many examples of male-dominated psychiatry (and the related tentacles of religion) lectured their theories over multiple centuries.  All of them should be held up for reevaluation is my takeaway from No More Flowers.

Californio

Christa M. Forster wrote and performs this multifaceted work which juxtaposes the development of America with her heritage.  The textures and layers are deftly woven and the result is a reckoning of the cultural richness and the complicated conundrum that is the American identity.

Ms. Forster identifies as a Mexican Irish Afro Hispanic Anglo American.  That this nomenclature is well explained is one of the many highlights in this thoughtfully organized family memoir.  A Californio is a person of mixed blood.  Her features are dominated by the Irish gene with her red hair, white skin and blue eyes.  Beneath this external layer is a history she wants seen.

Ysidora Pico de Forster is her 19th century paternal grandmother.  The tale interweaves her family histories with the merging of the races in our proverbial melting pot.  Since her heritage is filled with so many combinations she notes that “many of my people colonized by my people disappeared”.  It is a fascinating perspective from someone who recognizes that there are “millions of silent stories dwelling in our DNA”.

Song and storytelling are employed to elaborate individual family histories notably about men.  A discovery of a small red prayer book illuminates an all too familiar racial bias.  The discovery thrills her and the important persona of Ysidora quietly emerges.

This wholly original work is self-indulgent in the best possible way.  Not everyone is able to connect their children’s ancestral history back seven generations let alone paint a clear eyed portrait.  That she so effortlessly encapsulates her story while also touching on the marginalization of women and various races makes Californio feel like an essential primer for coming to terms with our collective pasts.

The 8th Annual WTF is running from June 22 through July 1, 2023 at North Carolina State University’s Frank Thompson Hall.  Many performances are available online via livestream or prerecorded video.

www.womenstheatrefestival.com

Anna May Wong: Persona & Paper Kraine

2023 Queerly Festival (Part 4)

Founded in 2014, Queerly is FRIGID New York’s annual celebration of LGBTQA+ artists.  Queerly strives for diversity on and off stage, seeking out queer teams and artists of all kinds as well as a wide range of shows and performances.  In light of the barrage of anti-trans legislation across the country, they are prioritizing work by or featuring trans artists as well as work that speaks to queer resilience past, present, and future.

Anna May Wong: Persona

A time travel back a century ago finds a Chinese family operating a laundromat in 1924.  Anna May Wong’s father owns this business.  She asks pointedly, “What other business besides restaurants are Chinese allowed to have?”  This woman will later become the first Chinese American movie star in Hollywood.

Anna always dreamed of becoming an actress.  When The Good Earth was being cast in 1934 the part went to Luise Rainer (in yellowface) who spoke “better chop suey English” and had a “better body type”.  In order to work Ms. Wong was forced to accept Dragon Lady and Lotus Blossom (concubine) roles.  Exhausted from demeaning parts she flees to Europe and hangs out with Marlene Dietrich, Paul Robeson and Josephine Baker.

Her father equated acting with prostitution.  Her race limited her opportunities but also came with insults.  A Producer notes “I suppose you can’t see well due to the shape of your eyes”.  A visit to China unearths similar backlash as the people were not happy with her chosen roles and the costumes she wore.

Anna Mae Wong: Persona was staged as a developmental reading.  There is much material covered.  In addition to racism, there are sapphic dalliances. The work could be enhanced by solidifying the period language.  Calling someone “the bee’s knees” is incongruous with “what happens in Berlin, stays in Berlin”.

The subject matter, however, insightfully portrays rampant systemic racism.  Her great successes such as Shanghai Express are reminiscent of another marginalized actress of the period, Hattie McDaniel, who took maid’s roles in order to work (and people looked down at her as well).  Fulfilling one’s dreams is the grand motif here and the ending nicely foreshadows Ms. Wong’s contribution to future generations.

Paper Kraine

Since 2016 this monthly variety show has been performed to showcase works in development curated around a theme related to an nonprofit organization.  For the Queerly Festival, all ticket sales and a passed hat are directed to the Ali Forney Center which offers LGBTQ+ youth shelter and services.  This show’s tone is a jubilant “ok to try new things” and “ok to fail” environment.  Halleloo!

The first act was a dance piece entitled “Don’t Panic” which considered how one starts a new sapphic relationship.  Mirror image movements eventually morph into playful couplings.

“Rights in Education” was an interesting solo piece by Floridian who has a complicated relationship with his anti-gay home state politics.  Some history was proffered including the tale of a gay nightclub in 1937 separately raided by the KKK and police.  A true story of a 1959 M/M wedding was approved by the Florida legislature as “nothing violates state law”.

A hilariously conceived and executed clown act followed.  “What are you?” bellows the loud deep voice toward the performer onstage.  You cannot be both an angel and a clown.  This evolves into a silly yet pitch perfect and unique commentary on gender norms.  The angel is told to do it more “precious”.  The voice advises “if you can’t pick one gender, I mean performance, everyone will think you’re weird”.

The next act was “inspired by short attention spans”.  Nicole Kidman welcomes us to her TikTok about Scientology.  She is not a fan.  Quick scene change and he’s playing with a Snow White doll.  A true crime television segment gleefully highlights a grisly murder.  We meet an old friend (Jesus) and then a carrot is eaten.  These frantic vignettes are creative lunacy which actually hold together through a story arc of sorts.

All We Know of Love and Fire was a sampling of songs from a new musical in development  Three young women open with their message “love is all there is”.  Love forlorn is the vibe of this piece with some nice harmonies sprinkled throughout.  A nod to Stephen Sondheim is always welcome too.

The Luddite was an interactive AI play between an onstage actor and a character on a phone.  A promising premise needs a little plot tightening.  However, the impact of social media is sharply skewered.  “Live public disclosure is the closest thing to a trial these days”.

The final act was a short burlesque strip tease by a queer Palestinian person who owns “two identities experiencing erasure”.  As Bridget Everitt sings “and then they bounce, bounce, bounce”.  If this is a representative sampling of the work assembled each month then Paper Kraine is a diversion worth exploring.

The 9th Annual Queerly Festival is running downtown at the Kraine Theater from June 15 though July 3, 2023.  Paper Kraine is also a monthly curated event at this venue

www.frigid.nyc/festivals/queerly

www.aliforneycenter.org

Funny Women of a Certain Age & walkOver

2023 Queerly Festival (Part 3)

Founded in 2014, Queerly is FRIGID New York’s annual celebration of LGBTQA+ artists.  Queerly strives for diversity on and off stage, seeking out queer teams and artists of all kinds as well as a wide range of shows and performances.  In light of the barrage of anti-trans legislation across the country, they are prioritizing work by or featuring trans artists as well as work that speaks to queer resilience past, present, and future.

Funny Women of a Certain Age

Carol Montgomery is a veteran stand-up comedienne for forty years.  She noticed her bookings never contained two females in the same show.  She created a group to feature women comics over 50 years old.  Showtime specials followed.  Ms. Montgomery curated this selection for the festival and their camaraderie is evident.  They have been in residency at the Kraine Theater for six years.

Of course Showtime wanted the women to be younger.  She opens the show with their history followed by some targeted humor.  When COVID subsided Target stocked prairie dresses.  They are “a potato sack with ruffles and a bow”.  She then asks, “How much weight do they think we gained during the pandemic?”  Then the punch line delivers.  “Just because we ate bread doesn’t mean we want to look like Laura Ingalls”.  As it happens Target was ahead of its time.  They knew Roe v. Wade would be overturned.

Three additional comics performed on this show.  One was a recovering alcoholic who prefers the term “inactive lush”.  Another laments how easily we offend each other.  “Can we all agree that skim milk is not milk?” she asks.  It’s “just white water”.  Something we all can surely agree on.

Does God exist?  Apparently the answer is yes.  He sent the pandemic so she did not have to holiday with her argumentative family.  In the final set, a dreaded trip to the dentist required some self-directed advice.  “If you behave yourself, I’ll take you to the liquor store”.

Like all comedy shows there are highs and lows, blue humor and witty pokes at our society.  You can even learn a few things.  “Serial killing is a hobby”.  “Assassin is a career”.

 

walkOver

Elena Freck’s probing and well-performed play considers life after “you’ve completed the first line of your obituary”.  Martin was a teenage gymnastics phenom.  He was also openly trans.  A wrist injury ended his career and now he is broke.  There are no sponsorships for trans athletes.  What’s the next step?

A close friend and ex-gymnast carved out a second career as a sports writer.  En is also trans.  All Martin wants is his bong and the lighter.  En offers sympathy and advice.  He reluctantly goes back to his hometown.  At a bar he meets Jenna who stayed local and is now a teacher.  A small room in her apartment becomes his new world.

While the main character may be trans, the themes are universal.  What does one do when the lifelong dream is no longer a reality at 25 years old?  The play effectively uses two friends as positively influencing guideposts to ensure Martin does not travel down a quite possible destructive path.

The plot continues its believable trajectory and a missed bus becomes a reckoning moment as he makes phone calls.  One is to his mother.  “Was she like a Dance Mom or Allison Janney in I, Tonya” is a vividly asked question.  A flashback to the injury is nicely staged with crisp body movements recognizable to anyone who watches the sport.  An impressively executed scene on a very small stage.

Kyr Siegel (Martin), Miller Koppang (En) and Linda Shewokis (Jenna) are all very good inhabiting these characters.  On stage physicality is notably fine throughout.  There is a scene near the end when En returns.  The tension created is earned by what preceded before.  Jake Tolentino’s direction was additive to experiencing this play with extra nods to the lighting choices.  walkOver is an excellent entry into this festival both in terms of content and quality.

The 9th Annual Queerly Festival is running downtown at the Kraine Theater from June 15 though July 3, 2023.  walkOver will be performed again on July 2nd both live and livestreamed.

www.frigid.nyc/festivals/queerly

Transhumance & The Real Black Swan

2023 Queerly Festival (Part 2)

Founded in 2014, Queerly is FRIGID New York’s annual celebration of LGBTQA+ artists.  Queerly strives for diversity on and off stage, seeking out queer teams and artists of all kinds as well as a wide range of shows and performances.  In light of the barrage of anti-trans legislation across the country, they are prioritizing work by or featuring trans artists as well as work that speaks to queer resilience past, present, and future.

Transhumance

A straphanger is riding the subway.  When this clown arrives at their destination a sign promises INFORMATION.  The suitcase is so very heavy.  A mishap occurs.  Pantomime is employed to entertaining effect in Transhumance.  Ania Upstill is this particular clown and gender confusion is on the menu.

The information sheet shows a stick figure representation of a woman.  The triangle dress.  The long hair.  The breasts.  Our clown opens the suitcase and removes a dress.  Figuring out what to do with the dress and the shoes inspires silliness and giggles.  What are heels for anyway?  A handbag?  Hammering nails?  Answering the “ring ring” of a phone?

This wordless performance continues in a lighthearted manner.  After our clown gets into the lady uniform, a confidence builds.  Walking becomes strutting.  Then the voiceover jumps in.  “Legs together,” she implores.  More advice is proffered with a hopeful “let’s turn that frown upside down”.  The subtext is clear.

One more subway stop leads to another visit to the information desk.  This time the sheet contains a stick figure of a male.  A pair of pants is all this clown needs to exude manly confidence.  “Hah,” “Yah,” and “Fwah” are the sounds of this specimen.  A masculine voiceover demands “go big or go home” and “let me see that swagger”.

A final subway stop will involve the peeling, eating and sharing of a tangerine plus neckerchief realness.  The vibe is a delightfully breezy riff on gender norms and how binary thinking submerges individuality and creativity.  The laughs are earned and the voiceover lines are consistently on point.  Listen hard and you will be rewarded with “only men open jars”.  A witty approach to a topical issue makes Transhumance a ride worth taking.

The Real Black Swan

Les Kurkendaal Barrett knows that numbing oneself is a way to survive in an America where George Floyd’s murder can happen.  He mimics Glinda and envelops his being in a big pink bubble of protection.  Drinking makes the bubble indestructible.

Today’s world is contrasted with the true story of William Dorsey Swann.  A slave from birth, he was freed after the Civil War and eventually landed in Washington, D.C.  In the late nineteenth century Swann organized a series of drag balls for men to gather.  This self-proclaimed Queen is the first queer activist on record.  That fact alone makes this tale a fascinating peek into a different time where crossdressing had to be hidden in private residences.

That did not stop the police from interfering as you would expect.  These plights from yesteryear are contrasted with the realities faced by black men today.  Personal experiences of police interactions are vividly told.  No use challenging a falsely written ticket in court since no one would believe him.  A sad but understandable conclusion.

The storyline alternates between these two elements to highlight what has changed.  Frequently switching perspectives occasionally creates abrupt transitions.  Clear messaging, however, makes sure the listener is wide awake to what is happening in our country with the drag bans.  “We all need to get in there and fight before it’s too late while we still can”.

There is power in this performance with notably good vocalizations when multiple characters are being portrayed.  Adding in the scant details of the Queen provides a truly interesting backbone which makes this piece unique.  Grab your umbrella.  It’s time for a cakewalk.  Let your body go with the flow.  You know you can do it.

The 9th Annual Queerly Festival is running downtown at the Kraine Theater from June 15 though July 3, 2023.  Many shows are also available for streaming.  Transhumance will be performed again on June 22nd.  The Real Black Swan has another show scheduled on June 24th.

www.frigid.nyc/festivals/queerly

BECOMING AUSTIN NATION & The Drag Album

2023 Queerly Festival (Part 1)

Founded in 2014, Queerly is FRIGID New York’s annual celebration of LGBTQA+ artists.  Queerly strives for diversity on and off stage, seeking out queer teams and artists of all kinds as well as a wide range of shows and performances.  In light of the barrage of anti-trans legislation across the country, they are prioritizing work by or featuring trans artists as well as work that speaks to queer resilience past, present, and future.

BECOMING AUSTIN NATION: From Crack to PhD – One Drag Queen’s Story

How did I become a drug addict?  That question is posed at the start of this detailed autobiographical monologue.  The answer is not a simple one.  Austin Nation tells his story as a mature sixty year old who has been clean and sober for twenty years.  That perspective provides historical context, clear-headed analysis and, ultimately, a refreshing spritz of self-positivity.

His youth includes a dysfunctional family dynamic amidst being the “only black family in a middle class neighborhood”.  This was the era where bussing began and cruelty was always lurking around the bend.  The experimentation with drugs was a reach for happiness.  His early forays into mom’s alcohol stash are colorfully rendered.

Major Don West from the television show Lost in Space was an early crush.  His sexuality was developing as the family moved around a few times.  He finally arrives in West Hollywood and felt like he “died and went to heaven”.  Then the AIDS epidemic sweeps into the community and, tragically, his immediate circle.  Those with vague knowledge regarding the uncertainly, confusion and frightfulness of that era can experience an intimate glimpse of that very scary time here.

Austin Nation became a Nurse and much later gets a PhD.  His thirties, however, were a “blur”.  Like many kindred souls, he found himself helped by complete strangers.  He realizes “chosen families are there when you need them the most” unlike biological relatives.  The honesty is unflinching throughout the entire performance.

There’s a lovely In Memoriam section of this show followed by deserved accusations against those who were indifferent to the plight of all the men dying.  The memoir then touches on the fun he has had developing his drag persona.  A heartwarming lip synch sprinkles reaffirming energy into the atmosphere.

Prior to that ending, he highlights a superb Nina Simone quote.  “I’m learning to get up from tables where love is no longer being served”.  That is one hell of a piece of advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Drag Album

The emcee of the evening, Sam Bam Thankyoumaam, announces that this cabaret show is a “celebration of doing drag and writing original music”.  Six acts present their unique artistry in various forms.  Some head scratching should be anticipated.

Senerio kicked things off with rap numbers and a kinetic energy which utilized the whole stage.  He admits “I got a lot on my brain”.  One nugget:  “like America not taking care of Puerto Rico”.  The repeated verse “give me that cliché rap” was memorable.

Daddy Dallon lipped synched original tunes with an old-timey sound.  Make up and clothing changes also occurred.  The high point for me was the effervescent lyric “you make the butterflies in my stomach lift me high in the clouds”.

The hilariously named Lena Horné created her show “out of a whim and some whimsy”.  The Bodyguard movie medley challenged Ms. Horné to vocalize Whitney Houston.  That’s a challenge few dare to take for good reason.  A foray into a disco tune seemed an easier choice to execute.

Drag King and host Sam Bam sang “Caesar” and we hear “who’s taking Rome all the way to the top?”  Then followed a deeply intense and very personal song about wanting top surgery at a young age.  Again, perspective from the passage of time provides clarity and healing.

Samara Slaughter performed music with sound distortions and thunderstorms.  I am not sure I can describe what I saw.  I was like a dog whose head tilts sideways.  A little confused but watching.

The last act was a band.  The Space Station’s singer Aladdin Firm belted out “Dancing on My Grave,” a vampire pop ditty.  Romance was hinted at with “the night we first kissed behind mausoleum doors”.  More typical was “press the dagger into my skin” and “sink your teeth into my flesh”.  A rap song followed about, amongst other things, our “racist bullshit nation”.

The Drag Album was a collection of free form expressionism.  Festivals like this are supposed to enable risk-taking content.  I found this show to be a mixed bag and, admittedly, geared toward a younger listener.

The 9th Annual Queerly Festival is running downtown at the Kraine Theater from June 15 though July 3, 2023.  Many shows are also available for streaming.  BECOMING AUSTIN NATION is being performed again on June 19th and July 3rd.

www.frigid.nyc/festivals/queerly

Thank u, ex & The GynoKid

FRIGID Fringe Festival 2023 (Part 7)

The 17th Annual FRIGID Fringe Festival is underway in New York City.  This three week event is an open and uncensored downtown theater festival that gives artists an opportunity to let their ingenuity thrive in a venue that values freedom of expression and artistic determination.  Many of this year’s performances are livestreamed so there are ample opportunities to see some Indie theater works and support the artists who develop and perform them.

Thank u, ex

“Society tells little girls if a boy is mean to you he likes you”.  In Kelly Taylor and Melly Magrath’s acutely conceived show, relationship histories will be explored.  Advice will be proffered.  Wrapping it all into a 90’s confection allows Thank u, ex the opportunity to present familiar material in a creative and engaging way.

A video accompanies this show and lessons will be taught including the five rules to get over a breakup.  (Ice cream night is number two.)  The real fun happens onstage.  Beginning with a third grade crush, the various chapters of a young girl’s love life are examined and commented on for comedic effect.  While the primary purpose might be entertainment there is clear conveyance of sisterly counseling.  People say “follow your heart” which is “terrible advice”.

As a youngster the dream is Prince Charming.  A magazine ad for engagement rings prompts the confession “I stare at it for four hours”.  The show will get more adult but not before early crushes are analyzed.  “He had a limited edition Pikachu!”  One day he asks to borrow her lip balm and eats it.  This event becomes the catalyst for a lifetime of trust issues.

Thank u, ex covers the newly moved in boy next door, kissing practice with a pillow up through intimacy experiences.  The lighthearted touch is always in evidence despite the angst (and whiskey) swilling around her developing persona.  Excelling at video games was one tactic to impress.  “I was throwing those shells and banana peels like the only one I was interested in was Yoshi”.

Another boy stuck his tongue in her mouth.  That was “before consent culture”.  Zingers appear frequently and could benefit with longer pauses to allow for appreciative laughter (“Nightmare on Teen Street”).  That said, there are many quotable lines to savor in this show.

An important North Star provides guidance and light.  “The only toxic thing we should have in our lives” is the Britney Spears hit single Toxic.  Indeed sound advice lovingly encased in a bubbly rant which should have extra appeal to those with similar coming of age misadventures.

 

The GynoKid

Have you ever told a story about your childhood to your friends?” asks Claire Ayoub.  You thought it funny; the friends did not.  Her therapist points out that not everyone had your weird upbringing.  The GynoKid is the confidently performed memoir of growing up the daughter of a gynecologist and a nurse midwife in a small town.

Would she naturally become a “child prodigy in the gynecological arts?”  “Vaginas paid my way to a historic women’s college”.  Work talk at the dinner table was atypical.  Instead of “oh the fax machine was broken” she heard “oh another outbreak of gonorrhea”.   These impressionable memories are delightful.

Ms. Ayoub’s mom had a stint teaching health in middle school.  Her brother is told “your mom’s the period lady”.  At a Catholic Church a woman exclaims “Doctor Ayoub it’s so nice to see you with my clothes on”.  What might be mortifying to a child is assuredly recounted with loving fondness, winning humor, polished staging and effortless clarity.

Personal revelations are shared which should remain a surprise.  I cannot help fixating on the fact that she and her siblings each watched a live birth as children.  That visual should be shown to all teens so  “they’ll never have sex”.  Experiencing the GynoKid’s amusing examination can definitely be recommended despite the “mild discomfort and slight pressure” so familiar to many.

Performances at the Frigid Fringe Festival are running through March 5, 2023.  Two dozen shows are performed multiple times at either the Kraine Theater or UNDER St Mark’s.  Tickets can also be purchased for many shows via livestreaming as well.

www.frigid.nyc

Cold Feet: A Comedy Extravaganza & Running Scared

FRIGID Fringe Festival 2023 (Part 6)

The 17th Annual FRIGID Fringe Festival is underway in New York City.  This three week event is an open and uncensored downtown theater festival that gives artists an opportunity to let their ingenuity thrive in a venue that values freedom of expression and artistic determination.  Many of this year’s performances are livestreamed so there are ample opportunities to see some Indie theater works and support the artists who develop and perform them.

 

Cold Feet:  A Comedy Extravaganza

Pop culture references can be effective for finding humor easily shareable with an audience.  Cold Feet:  A Comedy Extravaganza employs this methodology right from the start.  In the first sketch, a character named John states “through the miracles of cloning technology” they have “isolated the cold feet gene”.  The “fine people” of the audience are here to “witness the secrets of our research”.

The skit ends rather quickly and then a song is sung.  Consulting the script I learn that John’s full name is John Hammond.  All three performers play multiple versions of him.  Google aids in my understanding.  John Hammond is a character in the Jurassic Park franchise.  Ah, now I get the DNA mention.

Why do all three face away from the audience and pantomime masturbation?  Ah, a related reference to a comment Richard Attenborough as Mr. Hammond makes in the movie.  I had no idea what was going on so it was a confused rather than comedic opening for me.  Not every joke is made for every person however.

Cold Feet is a series of short sketches interspersed with guitar songs.  Shelley the orangutan is a character which links some of the stories.  Orangutans have a “vigorous and passionate fuck style”.  This material is firmly in randy young men territory but there is some promise in that simian concept.

A spelling bee contains the word anticipation leading to a surprising and amusing use in a requested sentence.  “Stereotypes” attempts parody.  Italian Andy wears a green cap (Luigi reference!) and declares “les get out of here and go get a big pizza pie with the gabagool and fresh mozarell”.

Cottonwood gets laughs in a stand up section.  He receives a bank alert for suspicious activity.  He paid a bill on time.  Definitely chuckle worthy.  There are funny bits on being bisexual and non-binary.  Being non-binary causes him to “get mad at myself for leaving the seat up”.

This extravaganza has many moments which feel like inside baseball.  References which are near and dear to the performer’s hearts – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – seem underdeveloped for wider consumption.  The camaraderie is evident on stage.  Some additional tweaking may help warm those cold feet.

 

Running Scared

“What am I missing?”  Bryan Berlin asks this question in his conversational chronicle about running.  How do people “experience the void?”  If you are a runner, know one, considering becoming one or just perplexed as to its appeal then Running Scared is likely to satisfy your curiosity.

Mr. Berlin performs a thoughtful meditation on this widely popular sport.  He begins in school wanting to join the soccer team with friends.  A bout with a warm up mile during tryouts results in “never going back”.  He does realize joining a less intense co-ed rec league in town was fun.  Something is kindled but lying dormant.

Sitcom writer was the desired job after college.  He recounts a “job adjacent” on a reality television series for the Travel Channel.  An associate producer role requires him to do every task that no one else wants.  Unfortunately, or fortunately, he is recruited to do a little running while filming one episode.  The retelling is sharply rendered and highly entertaining.  His soon to be raging  passion is stoked.

Running becomes more than physical exercise.  The activity enables friendships to form while living in New Hampshire and the Reach the Beach tag team fundraiser.  Later in Brooklyn he seriously trains for half marathons.  A girlfriend jumps in to run together as “it is an important part of your life”.

From school years to the advent of Covid, Mr. Berlin gently weaves his tale of embracing his unabated love for running with the common trials and tribulations of everyday life.  The performance ends at this point in his life.  The story is unfinished.  His devotion is resolute and he comes to realize how much this activity means to him personally.  Be warned.  You will want to eat a donut after absorbing the beautifully paced Running Scared.  Blueberry cake was an excellent choice.

Performances at the Frigid Fringe Festival are running through March 5, 2023.  Two dozen shows are performed multiple times at either the Kraine Theater or UNDER St Mark’s.  Tickets can also be purchased for many shows via livestreaming as well.

www.frigid.nyc

TEST, Death of a Salesman: A New Play & Swinging on the Seine

FRIGID Fringe Festival 2023 (Part 5)

The 17th Annual FRIGID Fringe Festival is underway in New York City.  This three week event is an open and uncensored downtown theater festival that gives artists an opportunity to let their ingenuity thrive in a venue that values freedom of expression and artistic determination.  Many of this year’s performances are livestreamed so there are ample opportunities to see some Indie theater works and support the artists who develop and perform them.

TEST

Imagine going to a job interview at a prestigious corporation and you are asked about your sexual orientation.  Whether or not you have friends.  If you a prone to sweating.  Elin Rahnev’s play TEST presents such a future state.

You might view this entire scenario as a far-fetched science fiction nightmare.  You might presume it’s inevitable based on current trends.  Either interpretation (or both) works in support of a well developed creepy tale of Big Brother at its slimiest.

This company prefers unmarried workers.  If one’s wife complains about a broken refrigerator, the employee cannot focus on their work.  Those predisposed to obesity could undermine the company’s prestige.  Don’t like the questions in this interview?  “You can simply get out of the chair and let someone else who is waiting eagerly outside to sit in it.”  This new reality is vividly painted in sarcasm.  “Do you know how many years it takes to sit in this divinely blessed chair?”

TEST is certainly cynical, perhaps a bit angry, wittily critical and astutely topical.  Color coding the questions into segments did not seem additive but the kooky tone remained consistent.  The accomplished performances delivered by Maria N. Angelova and Vitan Pravtchev were tightly constructed within the loosely staged framework.  The production, directed by the author Mr. Rahnev, nicely showcased the absurdity while allowing the underlying horror to manifest itself.

All interviews come to an end and it was not clear whether this one would fizzle out despite its clever conceit.  That did not happen.  TEST ratcheted up the insanity with memorable plot twists and a welcome hint towards a larger story.  Maybe that’s what the future holds.

 

Death of a Salesman: A New Play

Absurdist sarcasm does not begin to describe this bizarrely conceived and improbably winning riff on chasing the American dream.  Referencing the masterwork by Arthur Miller, Death of a Salesman: A New Play updates the quaint door to door salesman from the middle of last century to the entrepreneurial culture of the present.

This version ridicules the high wired youthful get-rich-quick schemers of today in combination with the green movement.  A Kickstarter campaign for Eco-ennis Tennis Balls raised one hundred thousand dollars.  One year later the founder and his head of sales are still maniacally obsessed with driving their business model.  Money has run out, however, and they are eating poorly, to say the least.

The hilariously delusional are the main targets here.  Wacky entrepreneurial pitches can sound like brilliant notions when hyped properly.  These caricatures know they are onto something big.  When a player hits a tennis ball outside the fence there are ramifications.  A raccoon might eat it and die.  Players routinely hit a few outside each time they go on court. Eco-ennis tennis balls to the rescue!

Money is running out so a pivot is required.  Nothing screams entrepreneurial genius like a well-timed pivot as the market responds negatively.  Instead of saving animals, let’s message the best bouncing ball ever.  Success is just around the corner!  “Do you think we’ll miss the hustle when we’re rich?” is the suppositious question posed by these impoverished yet imagined captains of industry.

Playwright Austen Halpern-Graser adds a hallucination or two which abruptly turns this play from silly satire into macabre goofiness.  Is the founder experiencing lunatic visions or a real life terrifying inspiration for the next pivot?  No matter.  It’s just business after all, where people “eat each other’s faces”.  Important takeaway:  “whoever swallows first, wins”.

 

Swinging on the Seine

D’yan Forest is 88.  She puts that fact “out there right away in case I don’t make it through the show”.  She has a certificate from Guinness World Records as the Oldest Working Female Comedian.  Her coming of age is the framework.  Her vagina and, more specifically, her clitoris is the focus.

“Tonight I’m going to talk and not do swinging,” she tells her amused audience, “unless that’s what you’re into”.  Another punchline follows.  “Bet you regret sitting in the front row.”  This cabaret cum comedic sex drenched travelogue is good natured naughtiness.  The audience laughed merrily with her.

The definition of swinging from the title is very clear from the outset.  After divorcing a husband, Ms. Forest went to Paris. The journey is recalled as a “bumpy ride” quickly followed with “I did a lot of riding”.  The show comes across as a confessional salon in your sprightly grandmother’s parlor starring the horniest version of Betty White imaginable.

Pearls of wisdom from someone who recruited Parisian men to give her ecstasies galore are shared.  “Unlike conservative America the French didn’t need to fuck themselves” as “they were fucking each other”.  Poetic turns include “He was male / He was French / He knew what to do on a riverside bench”.

In between lovers, instruments are played and songs are sung.  Some rewrites are inevitable.  The French classic Frere Jacques becomes “I’m a cougar”.  Ms. Forest is certainly up-to-date sexually if you were wondering.  “When in Paris” she lists “do unto him, do unto her, do unto they for all that matters”.  This show is high energy, surreal, sweetly raunchy and likely extremely dangerous to the well-being of conservative prudes everywhere.

Performances at the Frigid Fringe Festival are running through March 5, 2023.  Two dozen shows are performed multiple times at either the Kraine Theater or UNDER St Mark’s.  Tickets can also be purchased for many shows via livestreaming as well.

www.frigid.nyc

As I Eat the World & How to Be an Ethical Slut

FRIGID Fringe Festival 2023 (Part 4)

The 17th Annual FRIGID Fringe Festival is underway in New York City.  This three week event is an open and uncensored downtown theater festival that gives artists an opportunity to let their ingenuity thrive in a venue that values freedom of expression and artistic determination.  Many of this year’s performances are livestreamed so there are ample opportunities to see some Indie theater works and support the artists who develop and perform them.

 

As I Eat the World

“Everything makes me angry” admits Luis Roberto Herrera.  As I Eat the World is his highly charged story about eating disorders and mental health issues he has and is confronting.  On the stage is a cake shaped like Earth.  “I’m here to eat the world” like “a big ‘ol tasty ass cake”.  And he takes a bite noting “some good ass icing”.

The moments of levity don’t hang around too long as Mr. Herrera gets to the proverbial meat of the matter.  He was “a chubby little Hispanic boy”.  Soda was water.  When he was in sixth grade, he wore “whatever my french fry body was comfortable with”.  The recollections are gritty and candid.

Latinx culture is identified as a major cause for his condition.  Food is an absolute necessity at family parties.  His discomfort with himself was fueled by uncles who took one look and laughed at him “like a pack of hyenas”.  The uber masculine culture resulted in his changing clothing to become basic and not stand out.

More insightfulness is garnered by observing the type of boys who girls talked with.  These compounding inputs resulted in  decision to “starve myself”.  By the time he is a senior in college (2013) he has been starving himself on and off since the seventh grade.  The material is rough and relentless.

During a period living in Florida “all I want to do is bang my head against a wall till I paint it red”.  The questions he asks aloud following that outburst is the highlight of this piece.  We are allowed inside a myriad of Why Why Why self-lacerations.  That someone can be that angry yet channel it into a autobiographical one person show is commendable.

A few more anecdotes would be welcome as his personal observations are poignant.  The recited food list was one example of a lull in the storytelling.  At the end of the play Mr. Herrera doesn’t evoke a rainbow.  He exhales.  He has shared his cake with us and perhaps that, in and of itself, is enough.

 

How to Be an Ethical Slut

Brooke McCarthy inhabits the cabaret entertainer Blake Valentini and her unabated promiscuity in the bluntly and aptly titled How to Be an Ethical Slut.  She opens with “Hey New York, are you ready to get slutty?”  Then she sings a song about loving her ass.

Trollop could have replaced the word slut to perhaps add a level of dignity to this sex mentoring sideshow.  But subtlety is not on the song list.  The show is broken down into parts, all of which involve bragging about various partners.  One part reflects on how to be a dumb slut.  Another focuses on how to be a slut in love.  This structure works for the material and the quantity of sexual escapades recounted.

As would be expected there is humor in this tale of growing up to be a “smarter slut”.  The typical bases are covered including STDs, threelationships, swinger’s clubs and married men.  These individual stories are punctuated by (occasionally reworded) song breaks which sometimes feel forced into the act and come across a little shrill and bombastic.

If you are debating whether to take these particular lessons, you should know that “once you become an ethical slut there’s no going back”.  The whimsy is certainly fun but the show needs more of it between the sheets.  Our chanteuse concludes “I’m really proud to be an ethical slut” before belting out the La Cage aux Folles anthem “I Am What I Am”.  After watching this aggressively in your face sexmusical, you might walk away thinking “sometimes the aces, sometimes the deuces”.  In this case, however, you need to at least consider working “thruple” into that lyric.

Performances at the Frigid Fringe Festival are running through March 5, 2023.  Two dozen shows are performed multiple times at either the Kraine Theater or UNDER St Mark’s.  Tickets can also be purchased for many shows via livestreaming as well.

www.frigid.nyc